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बुलंदशहर: पुलवामा में हुए आतंकी हमले के बाद से पूरे देश में खुफिया एजेंसियां अलर्ट पर चल रही है। सहारनपुर के देवबंद से जैश-ए-मोहम्मद के दो संदिग्ध आतंकी पकड़े जाने के बाद पश्चिम यूपी में सर्तकता और बढ़ गई है। लेकिन जिले की पुलिस व एलआइयू की नाक के नीचे विदेशी नागरिकों को बात कराने के लिए चल रहे अवैध मिनी एक्सचेंज ने लापरवाही की पोल खोल दी है। हालांकि मिनी एक्सचेंज से पकड़े गए दोनों आरोपितों से पुलिस व स्थानीय खुफिया एजेंसी कुछ खास नहीं उगलवा पाई है, लेकिन एक बात साफ हो गई है कि पकड़े गए आरोपितों का नेटवर्क प्रयागराज से लेकर हापुड़ तक फैला हुआ है।... https://www.jagran.com/....

Headlines India Published on Feb 25, 2019

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जोगेंद्र सिंह मावी, अमर उजाला, हरिद्वार, Updated Sat, 23 Feb 2019 09:10 AM IST वैष्णव संप्रदाय के सर्वोच्च पद पर आसीन जगतगुरु रामानंदाचार्य स्वामी हंसदेवाचार्य महाराज अयोध्या में भव्य राममंदिर बनते देखना चाहते थे। लेकिन उनके जीवन जोत बुझने के साथ ही उनका यह सपना अधूरा रह गया।...  https://www.amarujala.com/photo-gallery/dehradun/jagadguru-ramanandacharya-hansdevacharya-and-ram-mandir-connection सड़क दुर्घटना में हंसदेवाचार्य जी महाराज की मृत्यु, सीएम योगी ने भी किए अंतिम दर्शन पंचतत्व में विलीन हुए जगद्गुरु हंसदेवाचार्य, अंतिम यात्रा में उमड़ा जनसैलाब,चित्र ... यूपी के उन्नाव के पास शुक्रवार की सुबह सड़क हादसे में ब्रह्मलीन हुए जगद्गुरु रामानंदाचार्य स्वामी हंसदेवाचार्य महाराज का राजकीय सम्मान के साथ अंतिम संस्कार कर दिया गया। शनिवार की शाम खड़खड़ी श्मशान घाट पर उनके दो शिष्यों ने मुखाग्नि दी।  श्री जगद्गुरु रामानंदाचार्य हंसदेवाचार्य का हरिद्वार से था पुराना नाता संत समाज ने एक प्रखर और विद्वान संत खोया उन्हें धर्म, समाज और राजनीतिक की गहरी...

annegeni Published on Feb 6, 2014 - read or not to read - update : 7/20/2015 - omg, 84,000+ views over a project I have had the honor to make for my History Class a year ago is crazy!!!! Thank you all for watching and sharing! After creating this video full of various clips of his stunts and all I do not own music nor clips. Enjoy!

एक बार संयुक्त राष्ट्र में कश्मीर को ले कर चर्चा चल रही थी। एक भारतीय प्रवक्ता बोलने के लिए खड़ा हुआ। अपना पक्ष रखने से पहले उसने ऋषि कश्यप की एक बहुत पुरानी कहानी सुनाने की अनुमति माँगी। अनुमति मिलने के बाद भारतीय प्रवक्ता ने अपनी बात शुरू की... "एक बार महर्षि कश्यप, जिनके नाम पर आज कश्मीर का नाम पड़ा है, घूमते-घूमते कश्मीर पहुंच गए। वहाँ उन्होंने एक सुन्दर झील देखी तो उस झील में उनका नहाने का मन हुआ। उन्होंने अपने कपड़े उतारे और झील में नहाने चले गए। जब वो नहा कर बाहर निकले, तो उनके कपड़े वहाँ से गायब मिले। दरअसल, उनके कपड़े किसी पाकिस्तानी ने चुरा लिये थे..." इतने में पाकिस्तानी प्रवक्ता चीख पड़ा और बोला: "क्या बकवास कर रहे हो? उस समय तो 'पाकिस्तान' था ही नहीं!!!" भारतीय प्रवक्ता मुस्कुराया और बोला:  "और ये पाकिस्तानी कहते हैं कि कश्मीर इनका है!!!"  इतना सुनते ही... पूरा संयुक्त राष्ट्र सभा ठहाकों की गूंज से भर उठा।।

•पिता की सख्ती को सहन करो, ताकी योग्य बन सको, •पिता की बातें ध्यान से सुनो, ताकी दुसरो की न सुननी पड़े, •पिता के समक्ष ऊंचा मत बोलो अन्यथा ईश्वर तुमको नीचा कर देगा, •पिता का सम्मान करो, ताकी तुम्हारी संतान तुम्हारा सम्मान करे, •पिता का सम्मान करो, ताकी इससे लाभ उठा सको, •पिता का आदेश मानो, ताकी समृद्ध रह सको, •पिता के समक्ष दृष्टि झुका कर रखो, ताकी भगवान तुमको संसार मे आगे करे, •पिता एक पुस्तक है जिसपर अनुभव लिखा जाता है, •पिता के अश्रु तुम्हारे समक्ष न गिरे, अन्यथा ईश्वर तुम्हे संसार से गिरा देगा, पिता एक ऐसा व्यक्तित्व है ...!!!! माँ का स्थान तो निस्संदेह अपने  स्थान है ! किन्तु पिता का भी कुछ कम नही, माँ के चरणों मे स्वर्ग हैऔर पिता स्वर्ग का द्वार है, यदि द्वार ना ख़ुला तो भीतर कैसे जाओगे ? जो ग्रीष्म हो अथवा शीत अपने बच्चों की की भोजन इत्यादि की चिंता में व्याकुल रहता है, ना कोई पिता के जैसा प्रेम दे सकता है ना कर सकता है!! स्मरण रख़े सूर्य ऊष्ण अवश्य होता है परन्तु अस्त...

Sidharth TV Published on Apr 26, 2016 Importance of Vishnu Sahasranamam The Vishnu Sahasranamam is found in the Mahabharatha. Literally translated this means thousand names of Vishnu. This is found in the Anushasanika Parvam (chapter relating to orders or rules to the kings) of Mahabharatha. Bheeshma Pitamaha was defeated and grievously wounded by Arjuna. But since he could choose the time of his death as per the boons received by him, he chose to die in Uttarayana and was waiting for the auspicious time. Meanwhile the war was over leading to death of all those male members in his family except the Pancha Pandavas and the unborn child of Abhimanyu. Yudishtra the eldest of the Pandavas became the King of Hasthinapura and went to Bheeshma the great for the advice In Bhishma's expert judgment, chanting Vasudeva's name with devotion and sincerity will ensure relief from sorrows and bondage. This in a nutshell is the phala sruti or the benefit of chanting Sri Vishnu Sahasran...

Kaushal And Abhilasha Premiered Feb 2, 2019

Thousands including Muslims and Christians in an initiation ceremony last week attained vairagya or detachment became Naga sadhus  Jana Akhara told TOI that in each initiation ceremony, thousands were inducted into akharas. Any person can achieve vairagya or detachment and become a Naga irrespective of their caste, religion or colour. This year’s Kumbh saw thousands abjuring lucrative vocations like Engineering, Management to become Naga Sadhus More than 10000 people are expected to renounce the world and embrace the Naga sect in this year's Kumbh.  The initiation ceremony of Naga sadhus happens only during Kumbh According to the Akhil Bharatiya Akhara Parishad (ABAP), the highest body of the country’s akharas (a sect of seers), it is estimated that over 10,000 men and women are taking Deeksha (initiation) and becoming Naga sadhus this Kumbh. Many of whom have degrees in Engineering, Management and other professions from prestigious institutes across the country. T...

मौनी अमावस्या के पावन अवसर पर संगम में आए श्रद्धालुओं ने मेले में स्वच्छता सम्बन्धित व्यवस्थाओं, जैसे उपयुक्त मात्रा में शौचालय, हाथ धोने के लिए हैंडवाश और पर्याप्त जल प्रबंध को सराहा। #MauniAmawasya #मौनी_अमावस्या #ShahiSnan pic.twitter.com/CIMupyRGOy — Kumbh (@PrayagrajKumbh) February 3, 2019 WATCH NOW - Shahi Snan of #KumbhMela - 2019 – LIVE from Sangam, #Prayagraj on @DDNational #ShahiSnan #MauniAmawasya #Kumbh2019 @PrayagrajKumbh pic.twitter.com/53IPmwKZnB — Doordarshan National (@DDNational) February 4, 2019 When the sun and moon enter the Cancer Zodiac, that day we witness #MauniAmawasya . Taking a dip in the holy #Sangam is said to help one attain Moksha. Be a part of the snan today in Sangam and make your #Kumbh visit a memorable experience. #मौनी_अमावस्या #ShahiSnan #Kumbh2019 pic.twitter.com/ETdTOcJ2CB — Kumbh (@PrayagrajKumbh) February 4, 2019 #MauniAmavasya #ardhkumbh2019 #Fog in #Prayagraj on #MauniAmawasya as predicted by @SkymetW...

brahmrishi shree devraha sang Published on Jan 20, 2019 माघ का महीना श्रीकृष्ण का प्रिय महीना है जिसमे कुछ काम हमे जरूर करने चाहिए क्या है वे काम यही जानकारी हम यहां लेकर आये है

Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days. In London, a customer asked, "Do you have "Sarso Da Tel?" The shopkeeper says "Are you a "Punjabi?" The guy (clearly offended) says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something... If I had asked for Olive Oil, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hotdog, would you ask me if I was Jewish? If I had asked for halal meat, would you ask me if I was Muslim? Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican? The shopkeeper says, "No, I probably wouldn't." The guy says, "Well then because I asked for Sarso Da Tel, why did you ask if I am a Punjabi?" The (calm) shopkeeper replied, "Because, this is a wine shop."

American Interviewer: So what's your email ID ? Indian Candidate: Sir, iamanindian@gmail.com American: And password ? Indian Candidate: 12345678 American Interviewer: You are so dumb. You shared such a confidential information so easily for the Job. How can we trust that you will not share any confidential information of the company for some better Offers ? Indian Candidate: Sir, I might have shared my password with you but I don't think you can still login to my email account. Let's look for the possibilities. My Password can be 12345678 Or Onetwothreefourfivesixseveneight Or 1twothreefourfivesixseveneight 1twothreefourfivesixseven8....... so on..... Or 2444666668888888 (one 2, three 4s, five 6s seven 8s) 13355557777778 (1, two 3s, four 5s, six 7s and 8) Or Combination of all of these ........ By the way, did I mention use of capitals ? American Interviewer: How much will you you take boss ? Indian: I refuse to accept your offer Sir ! B...

A Dentist was conducting a survey: "How long do you use your Toothbrush...?" Chinese: "3 months...!!!" American: "1 month...!!!" Indian: "There is no fixed time limit doctor, may be years...!!! Initially we use it for brushing our teeth; then we use it for dying our hair, cleaning comb, cleaning ornaments, cleaning machine parts of our vehicles, cleaning the dirt in between two tiles in bathroom etc... etc... Then when there are no bristles left on the brush, we do not throw it doctor. we start using it for pushing 'Naada' in our Chaddis, Pajamas & Petticoats...!!!"

If it is on, I must turn it off. If it is off, I must turn it on. If it is folded, I must unfold it. If it is liquid, it must be shaken then spilled. If it is solid, it must be crumbled, chewed or smeared. If it is high, it must be reached. If it is shelved, it must be unshelved. If it is pointed, it must be run with full speed. If it has leaves, they must be picked. If it is plugged, it must be unplugged. If it is trash, it must be removed, inspected and thrown on the floor. If it is closed, it must be opened. If it does not open, it must be screamed at. If it has drawers, they must be rifled. If it is a pen or pencil, it must write on refrigerator, monitor, TV or table. If it is full, it will be more interesting empty. If it is empty, it must be more interesting full. If it is a pile of dirt, it must be laid upon. If it has a flat surface, it must be banged upon. If it is a paper, it must be torn. If it has switches, they must be pressed. If...

As the UK and French governments began plans for the Chunnel (English Channel Tunnel), they realized they didn't have the ability to build it themselves, so they put the project out for bid. Three teams: a German team, a Japanese team, and a Team from Punjab, led by Banta, submitted proposals and were asked to present their proposals to the selection committee. The German team led off the presentations, with their main selling point being their engineering prowess. The German presenter showed their latest generation tunnel boring machines with laser guided accuracy, impressing the committee. The German concluded his presentation saying, "For 2 billion Euros, we will bore from both sides of the tunnel, and one year later we will meet in the middle with and be less than 1 meter off!" The Japanese had a tough act to follow, but they knew their process quality techniques and enhanced productivity were better. The Japanese presenter showed their latest tunnel boring mac...

A man visits a doctor for routine check-up. During check-up he asks the doctor, "Do you think I'll live a long and healthy life then?" Doctor replies, "I doubt it somehow. Mercury is in Uranus right now." The man, little annoyed, says, "I don't come in here for any of that astrology nonsense." The doctor replied, "Neither do I. My rectal thermometer just broke."

When Canadian road workers found about 200 dead crows on the highway between Toronto and Hamilton, there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. So the government had a bird pathologist examine the remains of all the crows and he confirmed the problem was definitely not Avian Flu, much to everyone's relief. However, he was surprised that his detailed study determined that 98 percent of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, but only 2 percent were killed by car impact. The Province then hired an Ornithological Behaviourist to determine the reason behind the disproportionate percentages for truck versus car kills. The Ornithological Behaviourist determined the cause in short order. When crows eat road kill, they always set up a lookout crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger. His conclusion was that the lookout crow could warn "Cah", but he could not say "Truck".

Little Johnny's dad was a farmer in a poor district of the country. One day his Uncle Abner came to visit. Since there were limited accommodations, he was required to sleep with his young nephew, Little Johnny. When Uncle Abner came into the bedroom, he saw Little Johnny kneeling at the side of the bed with his head bowed. Thinking this was the child's religious upbringing, he decided to present a good example and kneeled at the other side of the bed with his head bowed. Little Johnny looked up and said, "Whatcha doin'?" "Why... The same thing you're doing," replied Uncle Abner. "Ma's gonna be mad," said Little Johnny. "Why will she be mad?" asked Uncle Abner. "Because the bed pan's on this side!" responded Little Johnny.

A student comes to a young professor's office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly. "I would do 'Anything' to pass this exam." She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes. "I mean," she whispers, "I would do... 'Aanything.'" He returns her gaze, "Anything?" "Anything!" His voice softens.... "Anything??" "Anything..." His voice turns to a whisper, :Would you... Study?"

Ek Bahut Hi Pahunche Hue Sant The... Gyaan, Dhyaan, Sadhna Ke Bade Hi Jaankaar... Hamesha Muskurate Rahte The... Aane Waale Bhakt Aur Shishya Unse Ulta-Seedha, Oot-Pataang... Kuch Bhi Puchein... Hamesha Muskura Ke Jawaab Dete The... Gussa Toh Kabhi Aata Hi Nahin Nahin Tha... Gajab Ka Dhairya Tha... Patience Ki Jeeti-Jaagti Misaal The. Dur-Dur Tak Unki Khyati Thi. Ek Bar Ek Reporter Ne Unka Interview Lete Hue Pucha, "Baba ji, Aap Ke Guru Kaun Hain ? Aapne Dhairya, Dhyaan Aur Sadhna Ki Shiksha Kahan Se Li?" Sant Ne Us Patrakaar Ki Taraf Bade Hi Prem Se Dekha Aur Mushkurate Hue Kaha, "Beta, Maine 20 Saal Sarees Aur Ladie Suits Ke Showroom Mein Kaam Kiya Hai."

On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through quite a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, the plane is bucking back and forth, pitching up and down and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die," she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?" For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then a man from Texas stands up in the rear of the plane. He is handsome: tall, muscular, defined features with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt.....one button at a time. No one moves... He removes his shirt... Muscles ripple across his huge ches...

Hello! Is this Gordon's Pizza? No sir, it's Google's Pizza. Did I dial the wrong number? No sir, Google bought the pizza store. Oh, alright - then I'd like to place an order please. Okay sir, do you want the usual? The usual? You know what my usual is? According to the caller ID, the last 15 times you've ordered a 12-slice with double-cheese, sausage, and thick crust. Okay - that's what I want this time too. May I suggest that this time you order an 8-slice with ricotta, arugula, and tomato instead? No, I hate vegetables. But your cholesterol is not good. How do you know? Through the subscribers guide. We have the results of your blood tests for the last 7 years. Maybe so, but I don't want the pizza you suggest - I already take medicine for high cholesterol. But you haven't taken the medicine regularly. 4 months ago you purchased from Drugsale Network a box of only 30 tablets. I bought more from another drugstore. It...

Billy-Bob walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, one round for everyone, on me!" The bartender says, "Well, seems you're in a really good mood tonight, hm?" Billy-Bob says, "Oh, you can bet on it! I just got hired by the city to go around and remove all the money from parking meters. I start on Monday!" The bartender congratulates him and proceeds to pour the round. Monday evening arrives. Billy-Bob comes back into the bar and says, "Bartender, two rounds for everyone, on me!" The bartender says, "Well now! If you're so happy just over having this new job, I can just imagine how happy you'll be when you get your paycheck!" Billy-Bob looks at the bartender with a wondrous look on his face, pulls out a handful of quarters from his pocket, and says, "You mean they'll PAY me too?"

The bakeries motzah machine speed controlled drive system was down and the company was losing $5,000 an hour in profits. They placed an emergency call to their maintenance department, but since it was 3:00 am, Sunday morning, the only repair man available was old Morris. Old Morris had been with maintenance for over 35 years. In fact he was only two years from retirement. He had seen it all and wasn't impressed by much. As old Morris pulled up to the guard shack at the plant entrance, he was waved through and greeted by the plant manager himself. "Thank goodness you're here," he said. "How long will it take you to fix it?" Now Morris had nothing more than the sketchiest description of the problem but he replied without hesitation, "Oh, about fifteen minutes.... so don't worry ." "Great!" replied the plant manager, "My men will show you where the drive controls are and get you anything you need." After three hour...

Deer Hunting A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck. "Where's Henry?" the others asked. "Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the trail," the successful hunter replied. "You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?" they inquired. "A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one's gonna steal Henry!"

World Documentary HD Published on Jan 8, 2019