Sarso Da Tel!

Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days.

In London, a customer asked, "Do you have "Sarso Da Tel?"

The shopkeeper says "Are you a "Punjabi?"

The guy (clearly offended) says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something...

If I had asked for Olive Oil, would you ask me if I was Italian?

Or if I had asked for Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?

Or if I asked for a kosher hotdog, would you ask me if I was Jewish?

If I had asked for halal meat, would you ask me if I was Muslim?

Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?

The shopkeeper says, "No, I probably wouldn't."

The guy says, "Well then because I asked for Sarso Da Tel, why did you ask if I am a Punjabi?"

The (calm) shopkeeper replied, "Because, this is a wine shop."